New Football Season Mugs

'Ah, the start of a new season, the roar of the crowd as the lads emerge from the tunnel. . . The FA Cup. . . Europe. . .'

Bowled over again!

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Kenny Dalglish

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Input From The Front Office

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'Champions league'

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Football is like investing. It's good to have a diversified portfolio. A team should use a balanced mix of run plays and pass plays. And sometimes the quarterback is smart to accept a sack rather than trying something too risky. Right. Take the small loss and move on. A defensive player getting a finger on a pass can have a big impact. In both football and investing a tip can be a real game changer. But some things are different. Football has nothing like a T-Bill. There are no guarant

'That's a personal foul, roughing the passer!'

"I'd say your pride trumps mine!!!" "Me, too!!!"

Snowman Football Fan.