Soccer Season Start Gifts

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Football Fans

Bowled over again!

Fly Football

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Football Chameleon

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Funky Facts: Football.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'