Nfl Season Gifts

Bears Win!!!

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Welcome Spring.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

The Last Leaf

Sunbathing in Autumn

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Bed Seasons

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Fall on a desert island

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Vendor selling testosterone.

Input From The Front Office

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."