End Of Football Season Gifts

End of football season - UK

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Football team discussions.

Input From The Front Office

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

American Football.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'Champions league'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Football is like investing. It's good to have a diversified portfolio. A team should use a balanced mix of run plays and pass plays. And sometimes the quarterback is smart to accept a sack rather than trying something too risky. Right. Take the small loss and move on. A defensive player getting a finger on a pass can have a big impact. In both football and investing a tip can be a real game changer. But some things are different. Football has nothing like a T-Bill. There are no guarant