End Of Season Gifts

Football team discussions.

The end of baseball season is near

I know we just lost! We're throwing him off the top of the stadium!

We both made varsity! Congrats!! But Kurt's going to kill me. When he tripped me, I accidentally scored a goal. He got a foul. You're exaggerating. Am not. I'm on heightened alert. So I see. High enough for you?

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

"And while violations of our ethical code were up sharply this year, I think it's important to remember that last year we were amazingly ethical."

"I have to create a few loose ends for other people to clear up."

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"Sir, could you slow the bus down, so I can squeeze in a couple more minutes of summer vacation?"

End of football season - UK

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

'About this obscene material found in your desk.'

The End of Summer.

"Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. So let's all do our best to forget how great last year's revenues were."

"I think I'm going to call it a season."

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

Signs of Fall

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

'I don't know why we're starting school so soon. My mom hasn't even reached the end of her rope.'

Winter Coat

The end is near. August. The end is near. August. The end is near! August. School starts (smiley face).