End Of Season Pillows

Football team discussions.

The end of baseball season is near

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"And while violations of our ethical code were up sharply this year, I think it's important to remember that last year we were amazingly ethical."

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

"I have to create a few loose ends for other people to clear up."

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

'About this obscene material found in your desk.'

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

End of football season - UK

"Sir, could you slow the bus down, so I can squeeze in a couple more minutes of summer vacation?"

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

The End of Summer.

"I think I'm going to call it a season."

"Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. So let's all do our best to forget how great last year's revenues were."

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

Signs of Fall

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

'I don't know why we're starting school so soon. My mom hasn't even reached the end of her rope.'

Winter Coat

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

'I'm glad that's over! After the last six weeks in the store, I'm never gonna have any kids!'

The Evolution of the Bonus