End Of Seasonal Job Pillows

'I'm glad that's over! After the last six weeks in the store, I'm never gonna have any kids!'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

A guide to seasons in the North East

Football team discussions.

'Who's the new guy?'

"Finally...school starts next week."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

'A Fucking Drink'

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

The End of Summer.

"Sir, could you slow the bus down, so I can squeeze in a couple more minutes of summer vacation?"

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

Spring/Summer/Winter

Friday, 5.30pm...dreaming of beer.

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

'I don't know why we're starting school so soon. My mom hasn't even reached the end of her rope.'

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

"O.K., Summer Breaks is over. Back to hell."

"You only work 1 day a year. You can't call in sick!"