End Of Seasonal Job Pillows

'I'm glad that's over! After the last six weeks in the store, I'm never gonna have any kids!'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

A guide to seasons in the North East

Football team discussions.

'Who's the new guy?'

"Finally...school starts next week."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

'A Fucking Drink'

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

The End of Summer.

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"Sir, could you slow the bus down, so I can squeeze in a couple more minutes of summer vacation?"

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

Spring/Summer/Winter

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

Friday, 5.30pm...dreaming of beer.

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

'I don't know why we're starting school so soon. My mom hasn't even reached the end of her rope.'

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

The end is near. August. The end is near. August. The end is near! August. School starts (smiley face).

"As a matter of fact, you DID catch me at a bad time."

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"