Seasonal Jobber Pillows

"Of course, it doesn't pay as much as during the season."

'Who's the new guy?'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

'They think I can walk on water.'

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Shrink's Summer Job

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

'First snowdrop.'

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

Snow covers grass.'WE'RE BLIND! WE'RE BLIIIND!'

'I'm glad that's over! After the last six weeks in the store, I'm never gonna have any kids!'

Leaves falling on a desert crawling man.

"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"

"You only work 1 day a year. You can't call in sick!"

"Yes, we can get you summer work, Mr. Claus...even at 1,700 years old we don't age discriminate."

'It's the only line of work I know. I'm a sidewalk Santa Claus during the holiday season.'

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

Food production

Help Wanted

"Sorry! There's been some mistake. It's elves we're looking for!...Elves!"

COVID Santa delivering the new strain.