Seasonal Jobber Gifts

"Of course, it doesn't pay as much as during the season."

'Who's the new guy?'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

'They think I can walk on water.'

"And a small donation will ensure the survival of undreds of snowballs throughout the summer months..."

'First snowdrop.'

Shrink's Summer Job

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

Snowman melted by coffee

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

Snow covers grass.'WE'RE BLIND! WE'RE BLIIIND!'

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

'I'm glad that's over! After the last six weeks in the store, I'm never gonna have any kids!'

"You only work 1 day a year. You can't call in sick!"

Leaves falling on a desert crawling man.

"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"

Santa advertising for Elvis.

"Yes, we can get you summer work, Mr. Claus...even at 1,700 years old we don't age discriminate."

'It's the only line of work I know. I'm a sidewalk Santa Claus during the holiday season.'

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

Help Wanted

Food production

"Sorry! There's been some mistake. It's elves we're looking for!...Elves!"