New Job In Seasonal Work Gifts

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'Who's the new guy?'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

Spring/Summer/Winter

Shrink's Summer Job

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

Sheep reverses roles in the shearing process.

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"You only work 1 day a year. You can't call in sick!"

'I'm glad that's over! After the last six weeks in the store, I'm never gonna have any kids!'

"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"

Santa advertising for Elvis.

"Yes, we can get you summer work, Mr. Claus...even at 1,700 years old we don't age discriminate."

'It's the only line of work I know. I'm a sidewalk Santa Claus during the holiday season.'

Food production

"Sorry! There's been some mistake. It's elves we're looking for!...Elves!"

Help Wanted

"Seems to start earlier every year."

"So you work as Fluffy Biffy, the J-Mart Rooster People-Greeter?"

"Of course, it doesn't pay as much as during the season."