Seasonal Work Gifts

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Of course, it doesn't pay as much as during the season."

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

'According to your resume, you are available seasonally only?'

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

"F*****g gig economy."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Crowded Ice Fishing

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'Who's the new guy?'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

Easter Egg Delivery

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

People of the Fall

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

"We're out of bags."

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

Bird ice skating on pond.

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"Bob! What are you doing in your boat?" "Waiting for the big spring thaw!"

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

The Four Seasonings.

Spring/Summer/Winter

"There's something awfully romantic about all this new-fallen snow, don't you think?"

Boyd's raking days were over thanks to his New England Leaf Hound.

Winter is an Adventure.