Seasonal Maintenance Gifts

Wow, is it fall already?

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Crowded Ice Fishing

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Must get a longer cable."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Easter Egg Delivery

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

People of the Fall

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"We're out of bags."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

Mower Repair

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

Bird ice skating on pond.

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

The Four Seasonings.