Seasonal Maintenance Gifts

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Crowded Ice Fishing

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Must get a longer cable."

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

Easter Egg Delivery

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

People of the Fall

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"We're out of bags."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

Bird ice skating on pond.

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

Mower Repair

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

The Four Seasonings.

Spring/Summer/Winter