"Procrastinator!"
Seasonal Cleanup Gifts
Searching for a fun way to motivate someone during seasonal cleanup? Our collection features playful products that add humor and personality to chores. Whether it’s a shirt, mug, pillow, or art print, these gifts celebrate the effort and humor of getting things in order.
During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!
Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!
Neighbor Leaf Wars
"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."
"The trees are laughing at us."
'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'
Easter Egg Delivery
'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'
Dust Bunny
'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'
The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.
'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'
"We're going to need a bigger rake."
"Prepare to meet thy blower."
"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."
"We're out of bags."
"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."
"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."
'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'
"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."
Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.
Clearing Away Christmas
Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?
"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"
Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '
Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?
"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."
'I see you're admiring my gnome Chomsky.'
"I'd recommend the nine-tine."
Blower wars.
'You took some nice photos of your autumn leaves. Which one is you favourite.'
Bed Bugs after a materess flipping
Man takes off with his leaf blower.
Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.
Seasonal Cleanup Gifts Collection
Seasonal Cleanup Mugs
Looking for a fun mug to motivate during your seasonal cleanup? Discover our collection of humor-filled mugs perfect for making chores more enjoyable.
Seasonal Cleanup Pillows
Add humor and comfort to your cleanup space with our playful pillows. Browse our collection for a lighthearted touch to your chores.
Seasonal Cleanup Prints
Decorate your cleaning area or home with witty prints that celebrate the seasonal cleanup effort. Browse our range for humorous indoor decor.
Seasonal Cleanup T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt to add some fun to your seasonal cleanup routine. Explore our witty designs to wear your cleaning attitude with pride.