Seasonal Cleanup Prints

"Procrastinator!"

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"The trees are laughing at us."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Easter Egg Delivery

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Dust Bunny

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

"We're out of bags."

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

Clearing Away Christmas

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

'I see you're admiring my gnome Chomsky.'

"I'd recommend the nine-tine."

Blower wars.

'You took some nice photos of your autumn leaves. Which one is you favourite.'

Bed Bugs after a materess flipping

Man takes off with his leaf blower.

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.