Seasonal Cleanup Pillows

"Procrastinator!"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"The trees are laughing at us."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Easter Egg Delivery

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Dust Bunny

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"We're out of bags."

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

Clearing Away Christmas

'I see you're admiring my gnome Chomsky.'

Blower wars.

'You took some nice photos of your autumn leaves. Which one is you favourite.'

"I'd recommend the nine-tine."

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

Bed Bugs after a materess flipping

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

Man takes off with his leaf blower.

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"