Fall Cleanup Season Pillows

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"Apple harvest."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'Who's the new guy?'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Dust Bunny

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Pumpkin Spice

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

The new fall content.

"This explains the sign saying to keep all dogs on a leash!" (Couple up to their waists in Autumn leaves).

Fall in the Greek Temple

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"We're out of bags."

Old pumpkin spice

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

September Song.

"Just in, new Pumpkin Enema. 'Tis the season!"