Fall Cleanup Season Gifts

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"Apple harvest."

'Who's the new guy?'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Dust Bunny

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"This explains the sign saying to keep all dogs on a leash!" (Couple up to their waists in Autumn leaves).

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

Fall in the Greek Temple

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"We're out of bags."

The new fall content.

Pumpkin Spice

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Old pumpkin spice

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

September Song.

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"