Fall Cleaning Gifts

Blower wars.

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

The Last Leaf

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Harold, you've changed."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'Who's the new guy?'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"Apple harvest."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Dust Bunny

Fumes from furniture

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

Spring Cleaning

Categories are the key to organizing.

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'