Fall Cleaning Gifts

Blower wars.

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

The Last Leaf

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

"Harold, you've changed."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'Who's the new guy?'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Apple harvest."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Dust Bunny

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Fumes from furniture

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

Spring Cleaning

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Categories are the key to organizing.