Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.
Seasonal Upkeep Gifts
Looking for a clever way to celebrate seasonal upkeep? Our collection features witty and charming items perfect for anyone who loves maintaining a little order and style through the seasons. From practical decorations to playful gifts, find something that adds a splash of humor and personality to year-round chores and seasonal changes.
"Now, I'm ready for summer."
"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"
Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!
"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"
Crowded Ice Fishing
Christmas Pets
Fall on a desert island
'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'
"Must get a longer cable."
"Is his nose locally grown?"
"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."
Easter Egg Delivery
'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'
'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'
'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'
'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'
The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.
People of the Fall
"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"
"Prepare to meet thy blower."
"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"
"We're out of bags."
"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"
A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.
"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."
"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"
'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'
"Are you coming in for dinner?"
"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."
Mower Repair
"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"
Bird ice skating on pond.
We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!
"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."
Seasonal Upkeep Gifts Collection
Seasonal Upkeep Mugs
Discover our collection of seasonal upkeep mugs—whether for your morning coffee or as a gift for someone who loves maintaining everything in style.
Seasonal Upkeep Pillows
Check out our seasonal upkeep pillows—comfort meets humor, adding a cheerful touch to your home decor.
Seasonal Upkeep Prints
Browse our seasonal upkeep prints to add stylish and playful art to your living space, reminding you to enjoy the routine.
Seasonal Upkeep T-Shirts
Explore our seasonal upkeep t-shirts, perfect for everyday wear and celebrating the art of keeping your environment fresh and lively.