Seasonal Upkeep T-Shirts

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Crowded Ice Fishing

Christmas Pets

Fall on a desert island

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Must get a longer cable."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

Easter Egg Delivery

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

People of the Fall

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"We're out of bags."

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

Mower Repair

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

Bird ice skating on pond.

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."