Winter Maintenance Gifts

"The key, son, is deciding where to dump the snow. You don’t want to move all this snow twice. Son ... ?"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'No ice.'

Snowprov

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Snow flake

Good News about winter

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Little help?"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Alien Snowmen

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'The kids were so sweet...'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Bless You."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."