Winter Maintenance Gifts

"The key, son, is deciding where to dump the snow. You don’t want to move all this snow twice. Son ... ?"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Snowprov

'No ice.'

Snow flake

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Little help?"

Good News about winter

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Boy rolled into a snowball

That one has all the batteries!

Politically Correct Snowperson

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Alien Snowmen

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Deflator mouse

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Bless You."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'The kids were so sweet...'

Frosting the Snowman