Winter Maintenance Worker Gifts

Winter, 2010, Snow breaks snow globe.

Reindeer Snow Plough

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Snow flake

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"He loves his leaf blower."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Electric Blanket.

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Well, that's fixed that.'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

'My answering service tells me you called about a job back in July.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Clearing the castle's moat.

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Time Clock

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

'No it's still not fixed'

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'I think I found the problem.'

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

'My office is always open to you Charles, at least until maintenance repairs the door lock.'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."