Winter Volunteer Gifts

First day of winter, time to warm up and get hot to volunteer!

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Please Give

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"It's a midriff warmer."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

Professional Fund Riasers

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'Donny and I are taking a year off to volunteer for the Pizza Corps.'

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

Charity mugger

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

"Oh, hello darling..."

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

Cheese Call Center

It's "Wolverines Without Borders" ... They want you to perform classic Fusco material in developing countries where people don't have access to the comics.

"I needed something warmer for winter."

Snowman and his pc.

'So, for the next three months while your brain is healing, one of our neurology volunteers, Karl, will be helping you think.'

A bunch of people with balloons celebrate 'National Volunteer Week.'

'It feels good to make a difference.'