Winter Volunteer Pillows

First day of winter, time to warm up and get hot to volunteer!

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Please Give

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"It's a midriff warmer."

Professional Fund Riasers

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fund raiser."

'Donny and I are taking a year off to volunteer for the Pizza Corps.'

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

Charity mugger

"Oh, hello darling..."

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

"I needed something warmer for winter."

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

Snowman and his pc.

Cheese Call Center

A bunch of people with balloons celebrate 'National Volunteer Week.'

'It feels good to make a difference.'

"You need some quality time with the kids. I just volunteered you at their school."