Winter Chores Gifts

Shoveling Snow in Spring

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

The Missing Sock Returns

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Yardless: Please help

Snow Devil

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Kitchen Tetris

Non-Denominational Carols

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Snowman of the Apes

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Ice Skater

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Snowman

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

Man standing in front of giant snowball