House Chores Gifts

Actually, I'm not aware that it's a constitutional right to get an allowance...

Having it all All....

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

'Remember, Son, the value of your pocket money can go down as well as up.'

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

Who ever loses does the washing-up next week.

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"After the spin cycle, it's nice to relax and gently tumble dry."

"The kids are still in the hospital, the dog is dead, but I lost 15 kilos in one week! Next month I'll let my husband cook again!"

Romance over the Irons

There's nothing like a good workout!

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The Missing Sock Returns

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

Yardless: Please help

When laundry ruled the waves.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Kitchen Tetris

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

A DIY disaster.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"I had to skip my workout."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'