Household Tasks Gifts

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

'Washing dishes, why?'

"I'm afraid we won't make dinner. Emily washed the duvet cover and it's going to take the rest of the night to out the comforter back in."

"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"

Man of steel wool.

'She malfunctioned yesterday and put a sock in the dishwasher.'

'Car wash.'

'He's very good at multi-asking!'

"Oh, my husband has an excellent memory, and I'm sure he knows the content of his "to do" list by heart. The problem is that he's just plain lazy!"

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!

"I have to help my parents take a boring trip down memory lane...I mean...clean out the attic."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The Missing Sock Returns

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Kitchen Tetris

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

A DIY disaster.

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

Washing Line Walker

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Moses unblocking the toilet.