Household Duties Gifts

"You can go to the anarchist rally when you've finished the dishes."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The Missing Sock Returns

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Kitchen Tetris

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

A DIY disaster.

Ironing day.

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Washing Line Walker

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'But you said to clean my room.'

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Pest Control

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'