Domestic Tasks Gifts

"They're not just my eggs. They're your eggs, too."

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"Marie has been planning for my retirement for years."

'Herbert just loves to help with the dishes.'

Distracted young couple let hot water overflow

Anteater's Washing Day

Cleaner

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

'Me, have a nice day -you must be joking! Have you seen that pile of ironing?'

'I love to watch them going round and imagine Fred in there with them.'

Competitive Ironing

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

"OK...I have a list of jobs for you to do."

"Oh! I used too much starch again."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

"Do I have to do everything around here?"

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

The Missing Sock Returns

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Kitchen Tetris

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

A DIY disaster.

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Ironing day.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back