Household Chores Gifts

Missing Sock Poster

'I know you just retired, but I want you to stop following me!'

"His underwear was spotless."

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

"You lick, I'll dry."

'Someday, if you're not careful, this could all be yours.'

"Well, if you've got 'nothing to wear' why am I constantly doing laundry?"

'I thought you were' going to straighten up the closet? . . . Too late. I just did it. Once again, the potential of promises is mugged in the alley by the 3 stooges - shoulda, coulda, and woulda.'

"Instead of cleaning, I think it would save a lot of time if I just gave up on this room, and started over again in the spare bedroom."

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Who made this mess?"

"How did Operation Remember to Pick Up Milk go?"

'I don't get the system. I leave my socks in the bathroom, you take them away. I leave my pants in the living room, you take them away. I leave the garbage in the hall, and it's still there.'

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

"Oh, no, I forgot to shred the toilet paper!"

"I wish you'd empty your pockets before putting things in the wash."

"You can call me a sanitary engineer, but to me it's still taking out the trash."

"The dishes are done. You can come out now."

"I may have used too much starch but it's okay because I need a new scarecrow for the garden anyway!"

'Remember, it's still your turn to do the dishes.'

'Cleaning the fridge weekly instead of monthly is a very good idea.'

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

"This is the laundry room. Admit it, you're lost."

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"My dishwasher is broken. My husband sprained his wrist."

Spring Cleaning

'Well, at least your washing-up arm is alright!'

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

"There's an unfamiliar car parked in our driveway."

'No, Billy, I distinctly said that if you mow the lawn you can halve your allowance. That's why we ask for things in writing.'

Search engine used to find missing sock.

'How thoughtful, dear - a new iron to match my set of saucepans...'

To Do List.