Household Chores Gifts

Missing Sock Poster

'I know you just retired, but I want you to stop following me!'

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

"His underwear was spotless."

"You lick, I'll dry."

'Someday, if you're not careful, this could all be yours.'

"Instead of cleaning, I think it would save a lot of time if I just gave up on this room, and started over again in the spare bedroom."

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'I thought you were' going to straighten up the closet? . . . Too late. I just did it. Once again, the potential of promises is mugged in the alley by the 3 stooges - shoulda, coulda, and woulda.'

"Well, if you've got 'nothing to wear' why am I constantly doing laundry?"

"I wish you'd empty your pockets before putting things in the wash."

"This is the laundry room. Admit it, you're lost."

'No, Billy, I distinctly said that if you mow the lawn you can halve your allowance. That's why we ask for things in writing.'

"The dishes are done. You can come out now."

'My mother works very hard all day, and doesn't like to spend her evenings coping with laundry.'

"I may have used too much starch but it's okay because I need a new scarecrow for the garden anyway!"

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

'Remember, it's still your turn to do the dishes.'

The Original Online Mom.

'Cleaning the fridge weekly instead of monthly is a very good idea.'

'Uh oh - looks as though that red shirt wasn't colour fast!'

To Do List.

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

Husband does the Ironing

"My dishwasher is broken. My husband sprained his wrist."

Search engine used to find missing sock.

"You can call me a sanitary engineer, but to me it's still taking out the trash."

'Well, at least your washing-up arm is alright!'

Separation Anxiety

"How did Operation Remember to Pick Up Milk go?"

'How thoughtful, dear - a new iron to match my set of saucepans...'

The part Verna hated most about cleaning the bathroom was the scum in the bathtub.

'I don't get the system. I leave my socks in the bathroom, you take them away. I leave my pants in the living room, you take them away. I leave the garbage in the hall, and it's still there.'