Household Activities Gifts

"Bailey?"

"It followed me here from the lint trap. Can I keep him?!"

"Oh no!"

Romance over the Ironing

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

The Missing Sock Returns

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

The Family Joules: Part 16

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Kitchen Tetris

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

A DIY disaster.

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

A child interrupting family prayers

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced