Household Activities T-Shirts

"Bailey?"

"It followed me here from the lint trap. Can I keep him?!"

"Oh no!"

Romance over the Ironing

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Kitchen Tetris

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

A DIY disaster.

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Happy Turkey Day!

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

A child interrupting family prayers

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.