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"We're really bonding now, aren't we, Dad?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

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'Don't be embarrassed to ask for help Dad.'

"You're wrong Ted, this is absolutely the right time to organize three decades of photos."

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

Family all doing different things around the breakfast table.

'Before I mow the grass, I'd like to quote from section four, paragraph c, of the state child labor code...'

Fathers are Heroes

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'Talk about punishment. Last night I wasn't allowed to use my laptop and phone while watching TV.'

'I borrowed some shingles for my tree house.'

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

'We have to find something for you kids to do this summer.'

An executioner practices beheading with his son on a tee-ball.

"Next year we really must make it a priority to get haircuts before the sefirah."

'My whole family made New Year's resolutions. Dad's eating more fruit, Mom's eating more vegetables, and I'm eating more cake.'

"I told you a pet is a lot of responsibility. Now, take your balloon dog out for some air."

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

"First, break the egg...."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"I understand what you're saying mother, but it still doesn't feel quite right."

Parents' social calendar and kids' social calendar.

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"Dad, can we take part in the YMCS's 'Father and son' initiative?" "I'm busy, ask your Mum"

Don't you yell at him, he couldn't remember where he buried you!

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'They've changed it to appeal to modern kids.'

"We thought a soulless, desolate community would be good for the kids."

"Gracie, I know we need to put up Christmas decorations...but right now it's time to sleep."

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...