Home Activities Gifts

"Would you like to see our quarantine photos?"

Television Baseball

Lady ruining the jigsaw puzzle of her husband with her vacuum cleaner.

No doubt about it... Joyce had become addicted to computer games!

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

"Confirm or deny: while working at home you attempted to trap beaver. . . and skunk."

"Wow! From up here you can see everything."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis."

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

How To Hex From Home

Lockdowns

Germany in Lockdown

Adventure Tours You Can Do During Home Quarantine

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

"Are you sure you read the instructions?"

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

Inauguration Watch Party

"I just want to go home, chill out and scoop goo out of my head."

"Sorry to cancel last minute—I was waiting it out, hoping you would."

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"She's been so creative lately."

Dog Walking Services

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

The Family Joules: Part 16

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."