Playful Home Activities Gifts

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Santa Claus's Mail

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Bookworm Sleepover

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

The Family Joules: Part 16

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Little league world series of poker.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'She's just great with the children.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Future garbage truck driver.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'The kids were so sweet...'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."