Playful Home Activities Gifts

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Bookworm Sleepover

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Little league world series of poker.

'She's just great with the children.'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Future garbage truck driver.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'The kids were so sweet...'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"Werewolves of London..."