Winter Chores Mugs

Shoveling Snow in Spring

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Yardless: Please help

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

When laundry ruled the waves.

Snow Devil

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Kitchen Tetris

Non-Denominational Carols

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Ice Skater

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Snowman of the Apes

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Snowman

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"For God's sake, Lucille. We're IN a vacuum."

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball