Winter Challenges Gifts

"Brrrrrrrrhhh. Global warming can't come too soon for me!"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Snow Devil

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Non-Denominational Carols

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

Courage. Love.

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Tic-tac-toe

Snowman of the Apes

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Snowman

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Midwest Winter Items.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"A little help?"

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Kissing couple melt the snow

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."