Cold Weather Challengers Gifts

"I realize it's too cold to go for a walk, but I think you should so some activity during the winter months."

Crowded Ice Fishing

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Trawling for Fish.

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'How can you tell?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

How to save on your heating bill...

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

Sun. Rain.

Orienteering 101

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Rats! Frozen again!

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

Global Warming Penguin

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

"Ernie, what are you using to repair your place?" "Ig-glue."

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

Freezing one's arse off at the Christmas Markets...

"That was Albert. He was at a demonstration against global warming and now he's in the hospital with frostbite."

"These mid-winter thaws are such a tease."

"The first winter is always the toughest."

'I am wearing my bikini!'