Cold Weather Champions Gifts

'My balls are freezing!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Snow flake

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Electric Blanket.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Trawling for Fish.

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Running out of Gas.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

The Heating Oil Problem.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

How to save on your heating bill...

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

Ice Fishing.

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

igloo smoking zone...

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

"I surprise you every year!"