Cold Weather Champions Prints

'My balls are freezing!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Snow flake

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Electric Blanket.

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Trawling for Fish.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Running out of Gas.

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

The Heating Oil Problem.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'How can you tell?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

How to save on your heating bill...

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

Ice Fishing.

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"I surprise you every year!"

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day