Cold Weather Champion Prints

'The trouble with snowmen these day sis they use up all the snow.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Snow flake

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Electric Blanket.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Trawling for Fish.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Running out of Gas.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"I surprise you every year!"

Ice Fishing.

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."