Cold Turkey Champ Gifts

Turkey...cold turkey.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Ice Fishing

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring

'If I find you're hiding my escaped prize Christmas turkeys there'll be hell to pay!'

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

'The trouble with snowmen these day sis they use up all the snow.'

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life - but relax! So is tomorrow!'

"I think I OD'd On chocolate chip ice cream!"

'My balls are freezing!'

'One more fish, Alice, and you'll be able to use the old frying pan.'

'I come here when I want to sit and reflect.'

A mouse searches for his television and easy chair in a maze.

"Just let me finish my drink and then we'll switch."

"I realize it's too cold to go for a walk, but I think you should so some activity during the winter months."