Cold Turkey Champ T-Shirts

Turkey...cold turkey.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Ice Fishing

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring

'If I find you're hiding my escaped prize Christmas turkeys there'll be hell to pay!'

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

'The trouble with snowmen these day sis they use up all the snow.'

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life - but relax! So is tomorrow!'

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

"I won't be in today, I've got a swollen joint."

'One more fish, Alice, and you'll be able to use the old frying pan.'

'My balls are freezing!'

"I think I OD'd On chocolate chip ice cream!"

'I come here when I want to sit and reflect.'

A mouse searches for his television and easy chair in a maze.

"I realize it's too cold to go for a walk, but I think you should so some activity during the winter months."