Cold Weather Champ T-Shirts

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

Snow flake

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Electric Blanket.

Trawling for Fish.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Running out of Gas.

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Trading Places.

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

Global Warming Penguin

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Ice Fishing.

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

"I surprise you every year!"

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'