Cold Weather Champ T-Shirts

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

Snow flake

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Electric Blanket.

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Running out of Gas.

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'How can you tell?'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

Trading Places.

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

"I surprise you every year!"

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

Ice Fishing.

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

Global Warming Penguin

Snow man thinking, 'Brrr. It's even cold for a snowman today.'