Cold Climate Champions T-Shirts

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Hockey Season.

Climate Change

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

Climate Change

Saving earth.

Running out of Gas.

"I don't know how this ends. . ."

The new rain dance.

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

The Heating Oil Problem.

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"Nice high concept, but what happens in the final reel?"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

"I doubt you'd understand what I do for a living, I'm a climate change scientist."

'Look! It's Captain Chemtrail!'