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'If I find you're hiding my escaped prize Christmas turkeys there'll be hell to pay!'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Southwark Fair.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Tallyho!"

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Open House of Horrors

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Dog phrenology

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

Walking the Plank.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

A day in the life of a dog.

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."