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'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Currently Boston

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

NHS targets.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

Trump and Erdoğan

Loser's Podium.

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

'I'm tracking the book you requested...Ooo, the truck just hit a pothole.'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

Daily Mail Reader

News: Clown found in hot tub with pigs

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

'If I find you're hiding my escaped prize Christmas turkeys there'll be hell to pay!'

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'