Turkey Tracker T-Shirts

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Currently Boston

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

NHS targets.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Trump and Erdoğan

Loser's Podium.

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'I'm tracking the book you requested...Ooo, the truck just hit a pothole.'

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

News: Clown found in hot tub with pigs

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

Daily Mail Reader

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

'If I find you're hiding my escaped prize Christmas turkeys there'll be hell to pay!'

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

New Fitbit app allows patients to monitor heart irregularities.

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'