Turkey Tracking Enthusiast T-Shirts

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Never say you're stuffed!"

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

Loser's Podium.

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

God perfects his turkey design.

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Turkey Dinner and gravity

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

Holiday Overkill.

"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."

Christmas escape plan