Turkey Tracking Enthusiast Pillows

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"Never say you're stuffed!"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

Before and After Holiday Diet

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

Loser's Podium.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

Turkey Dinner and gravity

"A reading from the ax of the apostles."

"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

God perfects his turkey design.

Holiday Overkill.

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."

Christmas escape plan

"On the bright side, my fitness tracker says struggling in qucksand this long is the equivalent of a 10-mile run."

And then I said, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." So he said "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." Of course, I had to say, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." It happens every year -0 the turkey never fails to put him to sleep!"