Turkey Enthusiasts Pillows

The lifecycle of thanksgiving leftovers

'You knew he was going into the family business when you married him.'

Turkey Hotline

"The festive season makes me nervous, Bob."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"Never say you're stuffed!"

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

Holiday Overkill.

God perfects his turkey design.

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

Turkey Dinner and gravity

"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."

Christmas escape plan

'Want to come to the Thanksgiving play, Grandma? I have a real meaty part.'

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'

'Voila! Pre-plucked turkey!'

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.